This is the perfect introductory recipe for newbie semen cookers.
Makes sense, I guess. So you can truly appreciate the unadulterated semen flavor without the rest of the ingredients getting in the way of your enjoyment, right? If one is going to be planning an entire dinner party with semen-based recipes, how are you going to collect enough semen? Keep a small container in the freezer and simply add ejaculate into the container every morning and then return it to the freezer. This way you will always have sufficient amounts of semen for cooking. By saving semen in this manner, you can quickly begin experimenting with the recipes that require larger quantities.
Also, the frozen semen can be mixed with syrup and shaved ice to make yummy ice cones. So now you have enough semen to make an entire dinner. And you have a houseful of guests over. How should you get started? Seafood and semen are made for each other. Adding semen to common appetizers is a great way to get the conversation started at your next dinner party. Semen will surely become the main attraction and may even steal the show.
I agree that serving semen-rich appetizers at a dinner party is a good way to get the conversation started.
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Just what sort of dinner parties does this guy have? This is a great party snack. Prepare well in advance and let guests enjoy your delicious nuts while you put the finishing touch on their dinner. Now, depending on what you like cooking, you might head outdoors to the barbecue to start grilling delicious slabs of meat with…sauce:.
Masters of the Barbecue pride themselves on their own special homemade BBQ sauce. The basic ingredients are well known but every cook adds a personal ingredient to give theirs a special flavor. Nor, in my opinion, is squeezing a bit of lemon and pepper onto a radish and then eating it.
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However, semen is special enough that you may be able to get away with it. After all, just feast your eyes upon this picture:.
Like all other foods, the tastes and aromas of semen open up and are better appreciated when you are able to compare and discuss the different tastes with other connoisseurs. Semen is a complex food and has numerous different olfactory nuances. On the off-chance that anyone at the table is on a diet, you can even open up a discussion on the health benefits of semen!
In case the old "semen prevents breast cancer" line doesn't work. A good dessert is the climax of any meal. For maximum freshness and the greatest visual appeal, add the semen right before serving. If the dining situation allows for more intimacy, you may wish to add the semen at the table which makes for a truly memorable dessert. Right, so just visualize the scene here.
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Your guests exclaim in delight and reach in as one. We want to believe it isn't. Written by "Fotie Photenhauer," it purportedly contains contains dozens of semen-based recipes, including "obvious" ones like Hollandaise sauce flan as well as protein-heavy dishes now with a little extra protein like veal scaloppini. We're not willing to spend a single cent on Natural Harvest.
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The page you are attempting to access contains content that is not intended for underage readers. Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.