It's a fun and since it's short, you never get tired of the silliness you know how with Austin Powers the first one is funny, but 3 movies later you're over it? View all 11 comments. Rock Fangsworthy is a self made millionaire. The Van Pelts not only stole his land, but they turned it into a winery, for the love of Texas. The winery is in trouble, but Buffi is determined to turn it all around.
She quickly finds that she has more problems than a failing winery. Her summer love, Rock Fangsworthy, is back and wanting her land and business. I really, really enjoyed the clueless Rock and how he struggled figuring out the most obvious things. I found myself uttering really? The bad guys were even more clueless, but in such a good way.
It was fun to read in each chapter the different writing style of each author. You can find this review and others at http: View all 8 comments. Once I read that, I decided to just sit back and enjoy. I was already laughing before I got through the first paragraph. The entire book flowed well from author to author and never went beyond a level of silliness that made it painful to read. Jan 05, Krissy P Kris rated it liked it Shelves: This book made me laugh my ass off.
One of these days, I will give it the proper review it deserves. I did not enjoy this at all. Too silly not in a humorous way to even contemplate to call it a story. What a waste of my limited time. View all 7 comments. Nov 02, Mrs. This extremely funny, parody of all things Romance and Paranormal, had me giggling the entire time I was reading it. I can't even begin to review it, other than to say that if you need a good laugh, and mindless entertaining fun, then pick up the Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy's Secret Werewolf Babies Apr 02, Kellie Maddox-Ward rated it really liked it Shelves: This book was funny as!
Some of the stuff had me literally Laughing Out Loud or giggling out loud. After talking with them, I downloaded this book just for kicks and grins. This is not a "real" romance, this is a parody of bad romances. The character names, the terms they use for body parts, the blatant over acting, it all comes together like a bad soap opera, and I loved it. Honestly, it takes talent to be able to write that badly and st Hilarious!
Honestly, it takes talent to be able to write that badly and still have a decent story. I laughed the whole time I was reading it. Thank you, Naughty Novelists for this book! I look forward to reading your other collaborative works as well as your individual titles! Fun tongue-in-cheek story by 9 authors taking turns writing the chapters. It took a ton of cliches and put them all in one story. Rock can't seem to ever remember if it's been 3 or 5 years since he last saw Buffi, plot points just conveniently occur and mention the fact.
For 99 cents, it is a fun, short read. View all 3 comments. Dec 27, Alexis rated it liked it Shelves: A silly parody that mixes romance genres with hilarious results. Oct 18, Troubletail rated it it was ok Shelves: I downloaded this because the first chapter had me cracking up, but while there were a few really funny scenes here and there, most of the jokes wore thin awfully fast.
Of the Nine Novelists, the only two whose chapters I really enjoyed were PG Forte and, to a lesser degree, Juniper Bell- the o I downloaded this because the first chapter had me cracking up, but while there were a few really funny scenes here and there, most of the jokes wore thin awfully fast. Of the Nine Novelists, the only two whose chapters I really enjoyed were PG Forte and, to a lesser degree, Juniper Bell- the others may very well be fine romance writers when they're taking themselves a little more seriously, but their comedy left me wanting less.
Nov 24, Betty Lambert rated it really liked it. This book was soooo funny in spots and also very stupid in spots.
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I like the story line and there were like 8 authors, each doing a chapter and continuing the story line. Was a short pick me up story. There could have been a lot more editing done here but it didn't detract from the story. I recommend if you want a quick, funny, pick me up story Quite interesting the way it was done. Feb 06, Malinda rated it really liked it Shelves: This story is a fun and cheesy read. I give you the first paragraph of the story as an example: All except for the stormy part. Too much rain made the brim of his Stetson go limp. And if there was one thing Rock wasn't, it was limp.
He was rock hard, through and through, from t 3. He was rock hard, through and through, from the flinty gaze in his slate-blue eyes to the diamond-tipped spurs on his custom-made, hand-crafted Lucchese lizard skin boots. In fact, Rock had only one soft spot, and that was for his ranch, the Double Fang.
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He wants to buy out the winery next door but when he goes to try to buy it from the new owners he finds a past lover, Buffi Van Pelt who is a werewolf , is the new owner. They had been together 3 years before and split up due to a fight details unknown. Buffi is torn about seeing Rock after all these years, especially since it's only to try to buy the winery so things don't go well on their first meeting.
As you may have guessed from the story's name, Buffi has a secret she hasn't told Rock about and with him only seeing her to try to buy the winery she's not sure she should tell him the truth. At this time, Rock actually has a gold-digger named Chastity, as a house guest. She's willing to do whatever it takes to sink her claws in to Rock because all she cares about is money and sparkly gifts.
Chastity isn't exactly smart and uses her implanted boobs to try to get her way with men. Things get even more messed up when a vampire hunter named Billy Bob Boberson comes to town looking to stake Rock. Billy Bob isn't real bright either but he does add some interesting twists to the story as he and Chastity end up in cahoots trying to scheme their way in to money they didn't earn. The story takes place over a couple days so obviously Rock and Buffi get things worked out pretty quickly.
There's a number of back and forths as they try to stay away from each other but can't resist each other. Eventually they manage to forget about the past argument that broke them up and realize they want to be together. They manage to take care of the situation with Chastity and Billy Bob and once the secret has been shared start their HEA. This was a fun, enjoyable story. It is cheesy though so this story is not for someone looking for a serious romance.
I'd recommend this for anyone looking for a fun read. D A couple more quotes to give you a feel for the story: But that didn't mean she wasn't bright at all. She dropped the belt to the floor with a clunk of the heavy buckle. Then she dropped to the floor, too, her fingers now working at the fly of his jeans.
When her fingers closed around him, her touch on his throbbing manroot almost brought him to his knees, and once again he gasped her name. The vein in his temple throbbed. He threaded his fingers through her pelt of golden hair and held her head as she used her mouth to take him to paradise, used her lips, her tongue, even, dammit, her teeth, those sharp, predatory, meat-eating teeth that made him just a little nervous when she was having lunch downtown.
Something was digging into her back. She slipped a hand beneath herself and pulled out the handcuffs then, with a secret smile, tossed them aside. That was so good. Her body ached with sweet satisfaction. He was the only man who could ever make her feel this way.
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It had always been like that between them. Five stars because it was so daft.
I laughed all the way through, while the family looked at me like I was nuts! What a great idea, Nine authors get together to write one book. Buffi being the mama of the Zilliona Five stars because it was so daft. Buffi being the mama of the Zillionaire cowboy vampire's Babies. There are SO many crazy quotes in this book, a few of the ones I found funny are With a dismayed gasp she looked down. Her soaking wet t-shirt clung to her body like she was a sorority girl in a Cancun bar at spring break.
Why hadn't she put on a bra this morning? She winced as she noticed the dent his head had made in the flooring, Hopefully it wouldn't be too obvious once he got up, or she'd have to get a throw rug to cover it. Billy Bob Boson watched the whole display inside Rock Fangsworthy's house.
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He had awfully clear windows for someone who sunburnt easily. His icy love icicle pressed against her dewy portal, demanding admittance to her passion chamber. And they're supposed to frikin sparkle in the sun! And to top it off there's even Vampire Viagra! I loved every minute of it, Haven't had such a good laugh for ages.
May 05, A Voracious Reader a. Carol rated it really liked it Shelves: Neither option is pleasant. Rock and Buffy once shared some hot times together. Will they be able to put the past behind them and come together as a family? Or will an inept vampire slayer nip any happiness they may create in the bud before it gets a chance to bloom? I was worry at first time when I got redirected to the membership site.
But now I really excited that I found this libraries! I don't think it will worked, but my best friend showed me this site and it does! I received my most wanted books. My friends are so angry because they don't know how I have all this high quality ebooks. Typical in that the only thing this lethally sexy lady-charmer with the hair trigger temper loves more than his horse is his ranch, The Double Fang. Or maybe his boots. Less typical in the fact he's also a four hundred year old vampire with a shocking secret: Buffi Van Pelt is just your average girl-next-door winery owner--or is she?
The spunky single mom to twin boys also happens to be a winsome werewolf with secrets and troubles of her own. The winery that the gutsy good-girl recently inherited from her grandmother is on the verge of ruin. If Buffi can't find a use for the mysteriously tainted wine before time and her pantry's limited supply of red meat runs out, she and her pups will be left homeless, destitute and very, very hungry. Worse yet, her baby-daddy is the same hunky, bad-boy vampire rancher who's out to steal The Best Little Winery in Bloodsuck from under her paws.
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